How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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