I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My vagina is very pro this idea
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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