Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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