I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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