Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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