it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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