I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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