i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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