SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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