Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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