just come out here and I will go home with you...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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