so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This baby is an asshole
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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