love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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