Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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