I wish I could teleport
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
How's work?
Spinning.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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