ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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