do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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