Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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