The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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