she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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