Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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