So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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