You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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