I wish i was in the wii world.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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