OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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