Got a toothbrush?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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