I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
that is very illegal...i love you.
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