We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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