Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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