Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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