I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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