I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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