Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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