school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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