she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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