I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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