I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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