I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can't trust your balls anymore.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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