and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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