if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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