You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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