wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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