I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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