Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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