so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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