Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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