If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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