I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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