if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
