Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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