About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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