i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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