i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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