I think im going to throw up on grandma
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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