I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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