Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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