their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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