remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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